FREE Talking Cartoons.
TWENTY TWO, silly British style, TALKING cartoons. no longer than 30 seconds. Ideal for a quick lift of the spirit. Feel free to pass them on to anyone you wish.
Updated September 18 2023
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POWER CHAIR.
Occasionally, products exceed what is advertised. Oscar's wife is through the roof with here new power riser chair.
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LOOKING FOR THE MAN.
A new twist on a very old gag.
The last thing you expect to see in a Western saloon is a talking dog.
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NEW HAIR STYLE.
When your wife says she has a new hair style the least you can do is to LOOK before commenting.
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ANGER MANAGEMENT.
Professionalism is being able to functional quietly and peacefully when your client has gone totally ballistic.
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Sausages.
Do you sometimes imagine that your little puppy is exercising some form of mind control. When it comes to sausages they certainly can.
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STONED.
Be careful what you ask for in a tropical bar when you are on holiday. You may get exactly what you asked for.
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Sunglasses.
How can simple tribesmen outwit the might of the British Army? Possibly with a small, simple device.
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Flight Risk.
When does a judge refuse bail? There are certain times when a suspects appearance in court cannot be guaranteed.
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STILL NOT WORKING.
Apparently, based on a true story. soldiers in the first world war had stuff put in their tea to make them forget about sex and women. Did it work? Did it last?
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FOLLOW THAT CAB.
How many times have you heard that phrase in old black and white movies. Well, here's a new twist.
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IN GROWN TOE NAIL.
Husbands mean well, but sometimes their compassion can go over the top.
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TURN LEFT.
Ah! if only we would listen to our smarter, more directionally tuned in wives. Then disasters would be avoided.
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IRISH STEW
Ok, you are a cannibal, but occasionally you want to try something new, something with a bit of body in it.
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I Forgot My Keys.
We have all forgotten keys at some time, but poor old Oscar takes his forgetfulness to an extreme.
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Falling of a Horse.
We all know what you are supposed to do when you fall of a horse. But what if you fall off a horse and fall over a cliff?
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LEAN.
Have you ever gone to a butcher's shop and met a real "Bolshy" butcher?
Oscar just wanted two pork chops.
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Last Waltz.
Now what were the organisers thinking when they hired a heavy metal band for an over seventies dance? Some music styles, sadly seem to be forgotten.
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FIRE'S GOING OUT.
We all know the scene; Old couple sitting by the fire. He's reading and doesn't want to be disturbed. Then, inevitably . . the fire goes out.
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Mega Fries.
Obviously not the smartest waitress in the world. Someone in the restaurant has ordered Mega Fries and requires ketchup, but who could that be?
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Not Hungry.
Ah! Modern high class dining. Usually the higher the price ,the smaller the meal. Not in this case, Andre, the chef has promised they will not go home hungry.
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Turn it Down.
Sadly, in my fifty years as a guitarist I was told this too many times. But no one quite took it to this extreme level.
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Did Not Tip Her.
There is a certain protocol when visiting a fine dining restaurant. Failing to offer a gratuity can have consequences.
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HOW would YOU like to create "Talking Cartoons."
It is not that hard and surprisingly, the programs you need, are available for FREE over the Internet.
I am willing to make a Youtube video of how I created these cartoons, if there is enough interest. It will be free, I just need to know if enough people are interested.
Just email me.
Dinger Dell,
Cartoonist
dingertoons@gmail.com